In this faux-sci-fi epic buddy comedy of errors adventure through space and time, naive shut-in Peter Blooming has devoted his life to a 157-volume ode to his cherished Wintergarden. But when his caretaker dies, he awakens on Zerkon-5, a terrifying Earth-facsimile planet lightyears from home. Stranded and overwhelmed, Peter must rely on the one man who has an answer: homicidal panhandling lunatic Will Cole.